不文女學(xué)堂

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風(fēng)流才子唐伯虎後人唐拾義，繼承先祖的風(fēng)流才智，并青出於藍(lán)，且有過(guò)之而無(wú)不及，號(hào)稱當(dāng)代第一咸才子，經(jīng)常冷落嬌妻，y-辱其祂婦釹。一日，唐拾義捉奸在床，慘被y-婦丈夫刺殺，唐的靈魂被困在尿壺鈡?！甘嶌`鈡學(xué)」乃香港成績(jī)最差的私校，老處釹校長(zhǎng)兼校董方安心，一直聯(lián)同教師新叔，希望以噯　　

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風(fēng)流才子唐伯虎後人唐拾義，繼承先祖的風(fēng)流才智，并青出於藍(lán)，且有過(guò)之而無(wú)不及，號(hào)稱當(dāng)代第一咸才子，經(jīng)常冷落嬌妻，y-辱其祂婦釹。一日，唐拾義捉奸在床，慘被y-婦丈夫刺殺，唐的靈魂被困在尿壺鈡?！甘嶌`鈡學(xué)」乃香港成績(jī)最差的私校，老處釹校長(zhǎng)兼校董方安心，一直聯(lián)同教師新叔，希望以噯　　

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我能有個(gè)見(jiàn)證人嗎

　　Can I Get a Witness? tells the story of a mother and daughter in a near-future world where huge sacrifices are made to maintain life on Earth.　　With its resources swallowed by e-waste and overpopulation, the world is experiencing an anthropogenic collapse. To manage, technological advances are shunned. Nobody has electricity and only people with exceptions are permitted cars. Most importantly, there is also a collective agreement that nobody is allowed to live beyond the age of 50.　　Oh’s Ellie lives with her teenage daughter Kiah (Keira Jang), who is starting her first day as a Documenter, an important role in this new world order. She uses her artistic gifts — beautifully conjured in animations — to draw the dying ceremonies, since printing and photography have been banned.　　Kiah is paired with Daniel (Joel Oulette), the young man who performs the contractual elements of each person’s end-of-life ceremony. He matter-of-factly provides the packages a person can choose, sets them up when the time comes, and performs the burials. But his new coworker is having a hard time handling the emotional impacts of the job.

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　　一場(chǎng)車禍奪去了父母的性命，年幼的奧斯卡和妹妹琳達(dá)發(fā)誓永不分開(kāi)。成年后，奧斯卡（Nathaniel Brown 飾）漂泊來(lái)至東京，為了實(shí)現(xiàn)童年的誓言，他以兜售毒品賺取錢財(cái)，終于為琳達(dá)（Paz de la Huerta 飾）掙得了飛來(lái)東京的機(jī)票。兄妹相遇，卻終是隨波逐流的個(gè)體。在這個(gè)繁花亂墜迷人眼的大都會(huì)，奧斯卡繼續(xù)進(jìn)行毒品交易，而琳達(dá)則在一家夜總會(huì)大跳艷舞。在一次交易時(shí)，奧斯卡遭到警察圍捕，混亂中更被槍擊身亡。他的意識(shí)漸漸脫離肉體，穿梭在東京的大街小巷，關(guān)注跟隨每一個(gè)在他生命中留下痕跡的人，等待著下一場(chǎng)不知何時(shí)才會(huì)開(kāi)始的輪回……　　本片榮獲2009年Sitges – Catalonian國(guó)際電影節(jié)最佳攝影獎(jiǎng)和評(píng)委會(huì)特別獎(jiǎng)。

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　　寂靜深夜，Selly（Violenzia Jeanette 飾）、Jack（Ricky Harun 飾）、Tando（Zidni Adam 飾）三名喜好刺激的青年男女駕駛機(jī)車飛馳在公路上，突然之間，Selly的機(jī)車失控，她摔倒在地，身受重傷，昏迷不醒，Jack、Tando連忙將其送往醫(yī)院。與此同時(shí)，來(lái)自日本的女孩幸子（蒼井空 飾）正準(zhǔn)備和當(dāng)?shù)氐膶?dǎo)游外出游玩，誰(shuí)知卻不小心用車門夾上導(dǎo)游的手，語(yǔ)言本就不同的二人也慌慌張張前往醫(yī)院。不久之后，兩組人馬在這間有些陰森的醫(yī)院內(nèi)會(huì)合，隱隱約約中，一個(gè)留著長(zhǎng)發(fā)卻看不清面容的女人不時(shí)逡巡在幸子等人的周圍?！　?duì)于這幾個(gè)有些倒霉的青年來(lái)說(shuō)，恐怖而又爆笑的夜晚正慢慢拉開(kāi)序幕……