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宇宙毀滅記

　　一顆神秘小行星接近地球，后墜入海中，不想其實(shí)際上是外星的自動(dòng)侵略武器，專門吸食地球的資源和電量，更可怕的是如果不能摧毀這個(gè)武器，還會(huì)有更多的外星武器來到地球。。

縱橫四海

 砵仔糕（周潤(rùn)發(fā) 飾）、阿占（張國(guó)榮 飾）和紅豆（鐘楚紅 飾）均是孤兒，在養(yǎng)父（曾江 飾）栽培下成為國(guó)際大盜。長(zhǎng)大后成了幫他賺錢的藝術(shù)品大盜，而三人同時(shí)又認(rèn)了警察（朱江 飾）為干爹。法國(guó)巴黎博物館內(nèi)，名畫《赫林之女仆》被人盜走。與此同時(shí)，阿海、阿占和紅豆三人以敏捷身手盜得另一幅名畫，在與法國(guó)大哥交易時(shí)得知名畫《赫林之女仆》在妖氣重重的古堡內(nèi)，他們?cè)谠才畔鲁晒Φ乇I取此畫之后，反被集團(tuán)原兇曾江與法國(guó)大哥合謀設(shè)下陷阱，派人追殺滅口。阿海駕車與殺手快艇相撞……三人失散，數(shù)年后，他們?cè)谙愀壑鼐?，阿?！鞍c瘓”住在朱江家里，阿占和紅豆已經(jīng)結(jié)婚了。曾江又逼他們?nèi)ネ诞嫛?/p>

暗夜良人

　　民國(guó)年間，張千月（楊坤銳飾）新婚之后進(jìn)省城投奔同鄉(xiāng)王明堂（李運(yùn)佳飾），不成想晚上房間內(nèi)發(fā)現(xiàn)床下有一個(gè)死尸，大批警察帶走了旅社老板宋成安（周舟飾）、老板娘翠姐（黃娟飾）、住客顧滿倉（王淵飾）、孫興福（王正佳飾）、梁程思（劉錦飾）、門房老胡（季李飾）及房間內(nèi)的張千月與王明堂。鄉(xiāng)下的新婚妻子白秀英（何乙軒飾）與老父親張廣林趕至省城聽審，老父親接受不了這個(gè)嚴(yán)重的打擊氣絕身亡。這里面有不可告人的秘密。傳說冤魂索命，這個(gè)事情不簡(jiǎn)單。一間旅館、一個(gè)女尸、一群平民引發(fā)了一個(gè)意料之外的故事，展現(xiàn)了民國(guó)時(shí)期，灰暗的年代，軍閥割據(jù)，官匪勾結(jié)，生活在社會(huì)底層的各種普通百姓，掙扎在水深火熱之中，各種生活的無奈與社會(huì)現(xiàn)實(shí)的交織，人為了生存所做的一切掙扎.....一個(gè)投親的少女靈芝（張依珂飾）引發(fā)了當(dāng)?shù)貝喊灾焯炀茫ɡ钛语棧┢とㄟ叿里棧埲虤⒙?，牽扯無辜百姓，勾結(jié)當(dāng)?shù)鼐L(zhǎng)康大鵬（周小鵬飾）利用貪官（高果飾）歪曲事實(shí)，殘害無辜百姓，法官（常征飾）（杜伯飾）命懸一線。關(guān)聯(lián)人李婉兒（李一明飾）四散逃命，江湖騙子（孔慶三飾）渾水摸魚。更牽動(dòng)大批愛國(guó)志士（許諾飾）（張玥飾）刺殺大帥龐金龍（張京海飾）督軍孫連勝（呂一?。榘傩丈暝﹫?bào)仇！這一切的來龍去脈都由一名說書人（徐福來飾）娓娓道來。

等待方舟

　　Set in an underground dungeon inhabited by bundled, ragged human beings, after the nuclear holocaust. The story follows the wanderings of a hero through the situations of survival. People wait for the Ark to arrive and rescue them while their habitat falls apart.　　Delving deep into the dusty and long abandonded vaults of b-cinema in search of lost gems always leaves me with a bittersweet taste. On one hand the discovery of unexpected gems where no one would think them possible is a rewarding experience. On the other hand though it makes one wonder how many of these remarkable low-budget oddities, personal love affairs of directors never quite famous and now all but forgotten, have almost forever slipped from memory?　　n any case what we have here is a little post-apocalyptic gem from Poland that is really better than it has any right to. The dystopian near future of O-BI, O-BA finds a group of survivors of the nuclear war that ravaged the Earth inhabiting an underworld concrete bunker and biding their time as they wait for the mysterious Ark, an air ship of some kind that will come and save them. The Ark proves to be an elaborate hoax, carefully designed to give hope to the malnourished and desperate denizens of the bunker, while in the meantime the dome that separates their miserable existence from the nuclear winter outside is slowly caving in.　　What first striked me about the movie is the design of the bunker and the depiction of the survivors. The survivors are gaunt, filthy and terrible-looking penitents, dressed in rags and aimlessly wandering the neon-lit halls of the bunker like automatons. The bunker is a rundown, seedy place, with bright neon lights peering from all sides like the eyes of malignant beasts.　　On one hand it is a slightly 80's depiction of the dystopian future but the movie never stoops down to MAD MAX cheese. Instead it combines biting political satire with the bleak outlook of a world with no future, black comedy with barbs on apathy, religion and power. The survivors, for example, are fed some kind of flour dropping from a tube that hovers in the air - later on we discover the food supervisor uses books and the Bible itself as filler for this meagre meal. There are many such short symbolic touches, perhaps not life-changing or faith-restoring, yet playful, clever and inspired.　　One thing is for sure; O-BI, O-BA is not your run-of-the-mill sci-fi schlock. It overcomes its modest budget with creativity and has genuine artistic aspirations both from a writing and directing perspective. My opinion is that it should have been filmed in black and white instead of colour though. The director uses atmospheric light and shadow to great effect and it would have registered even better in stark black and white. The blue-green neon on the other hand outstays its welcome after a while. Just a minor gripe in an otherwise solid b-movie with its heart set in all the right places.　　Imagine a less bleak THE ROAD (Cormac McCarthy) being injected with the satire and humour of DR.STRANGELOVE and you're getting there. See it if you can find it.

驅(qū)逐

　　改編自1930年代英國(guó)真實(shí)事件，一位牧師萊納斯（約翰·赫夫南 飾）被教會(huì)任命為代理牧師，他帶著妻子瑪麗安（杰西卡·布朗·芬德利 飾）與女兒小愛搬進(jìn)一座神秘莊園?！　〉谒麄?nèi)胱∵@間屋子不久后，奇怪事情接二連三發(fā)生，除了在半夜會(huì)聽見呢喃聲，還會(huì)看見陌生的修道士身影，女兒小愛的行為也越來越陌生，隨著被騷擾的次數(shù)越來越多，萊納斯和瑪麗安不得不尋求著名的捉鬼專家哈利（西恩·哈里斯 飾）幫忙?！　∷麄儽仨氁黄鸾议_真相，找出這棟房子的超自然力量還有它可怕且驚人的過去……

四十而惑

　　《一夜大肚》中的夫妻皮特（保羅·路德 Paul Rudd 飾）與黛比（萊斯利·曼恩 Leslie Mann 飾）如今年過四十，雖然黛比已經(jīng)擁有一個(gè)不錯(cuò)的精品店，皮特也開了自己的唱片公司，然而生活的暗礁還是漸漸圍困了這個(gè)家庭：不僅皮特開始需要借助“偉哥”，兩人的父母也年歲漸衰，需要供養(yǎng)，皮特的唱片店近來也在艱難維系，兩個(gè)還在上學(xué)的女兒更是每天把家里弄得雞飛狗跳。夫妻二人深感走入了愛情墳?zāi)沟耐瑫r(shí)，連生活的激情與樂趣也將要被消磨殆盡。黛比在與朋友談心之后，終于決定要挽救自己的婚姻，而此時(shí)，她已經(jīng)懷上了皮特的第三個(gè)孩子……　　本片為導(dǎo)演在2007年的喜劇電影《一夜大肚》的一個(gè)獨(dú)立續(xù)集。

養(yǎng)鬼吃人9：?jiǎn)⑹句?/h3> 史蒂文·布蘭德,丹尼爾·布蘭,Jolene Andersen

　　某個(gè)晴朗假日，美國(guó)青年尼克（Jay Gillespie 飾）和好友史蒂文（Nick Eversman 飾）驅(qū)車穿越國(guó)境線，打算前往墨西哥的提華納尋找一次絕佳的艷遇。他們很快便鎖定了一個(gè)性感尤物，但是突如其來的意外讓二人的狂歡設(shè)想灰飛煙滅。正當(dāng)他們垂頭喪氣之際，某當(dāng)?shù)厝怂徒o二人一個(gè)精致的魔方。尼克和史蒂文的命運(yùn)就此改寫，他們也有如人間蒸發(fā)一般消失?！　∧峥撕褪返傥牡氖й櫧o各自家人莫大的打擊，在一次家庭聚會(huì)中，艾瑪（Tracey Fairaway 飾）從兩人的行李中找到了那枚魔方，而渾身是血的史蒂文也突然出現(xiàn)在房間內(nèi)。家人們對(duì)此感到驚奇喜悅，卻不知道丁頭鬼的魔爪正慢慢伸向他們……